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by 617sqn
Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:29 pm
Forum: Bluebird Rebuild
Topic: Joke of the Day
Replies: 1
Views: 482

Joke of the Day

Has this feature been banned, or am I missing something ? :shock:

Andy G.
by 617sqn
Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:15 pm
Forum: Bluebird Rebuild
Topic: joke of the day
Replies: 605
Views: 194989

Re: joke of the day

An Old Bushman An old bushman told his granddaughter if she wanted to live a long life to sprinkle a bit of gunpowder on her cereal every morning. She did that religiously till she died, aged 103. She left 14 children, 25 grandchildren, 42 great grandchildren, 12 great great grandchildren and a 15 ...
by 617sqn
Sat Aug 17, 2013 8:21 am
Forum: Bluebird Rebuild
Topic: joke of the day
Replies: 605
Views: 194989

Re: joke of the day

Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to Antiques Roadshow " Ooh ! " said the presenter, " This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition ? " " Er..........
by 617sqn
Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:34 pm
Forum: Bluebird Rebuild
Topic: joke of the day
Replies: 605
Views: 194989

Re: joke of the day

£10 talking dog. by 617sqn on Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:10 am A guy is driving around the back woods of Kent, and he sees a sign in front of a broken down farmhouse: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy and the owner go into the b...
by 617sqn
Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:15 pm
Forum: Bluebird Rebuild
Topic: joke of the day
Replies: 605
Views: 194989

Re: joke of the day

My wife has just bough a pair of those MeatLoaf knickers. On the front it says, "I'll do anything for love" and on the back it says, "But I won't do That".

Andy G.
by 617sqn
Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:19 pm
Forum: Bluebird Rebuild
Topic: joke of the day
Replies: 605
Views: 194989

Re: joke of the day

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.....


I was at a cashpoint yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance.
Not being one to disappoint I pushed the old dear over.


Andy G.
by 617sqn
Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:18 pm
Forum: Bluebird Rebuild
Topic: joke of the day
Replies: 605
Views: 194989

Re: joke of the day

My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went
to our local pet shop and they were £70!!!
B*ll*cks to this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.


Andy G.
by 617sqn
Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:18 pm
Forum: Bluebird Rebuild
Topic: joke of the day
Replies: 605
Views: 194989

Re: joke of the day

A Scottish paedophile has raised a dispute with eBay. He claims that
the Wii GameBoy he received isn't what he was expecting.


Andy G.
by 617sqn
Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:53 am
Forum: Bluebird Rebuild
Topic: joke of the day
Replies: 605
Views: 194989

Re: joke of the day

A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years.

The dad says, "Never mind son, maybe next year you'll get a speaking part."

Andy G.
by 617sqn
Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:52 am
Forum: Bluebird Rebuild
Topic: joke of the day
Replies: 605
Views: 194989

Re: joke of the day

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest, I only intended to rough him up a bit.

Andy G.