The Bluebird Project

"My wife has a furniture problem-her chest has fallen down into her drawers"!-

I went to a restaurant that advertises "Breakfast at Any Time", but was asked to leave when I ordered Full English Breakfast during the Renaissance.

Bear with me chaps, I will think of a printable one shortly.

I had to divorce my first wife because of religious reasons. She thought she was God whereas i didn't.

Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Did you know, the Chinese name their kids by throwing a handful of cutlery on the floor and naming them after the noise it makes...

"Who's 50 and sleeps with cats?"

Mrs Katz.

A girl walked into a pub and said to the barman: "I'd like a double entendre please", so the barman gave her one.

A man walks up to the bar with a small lizard on his shoulder.He says to the barman can i have a pint of bitter and a large glass of water for tiny please. The barman ask's why do you call the lizard tiny is it because he's so small? Man looks at the barman and says no it's because he's my newt.