Well, since it was my fault the serious matter of politics entered the forum's Comedy Channel, I'll make amends and bring things back on-track with this little snippet which brought me some amusement the other day ...
I was delving through some company-history data, looking for something else, when I happened on an entry for one company registered CAN'T FAIL LTD.
Alongside, and this is what made me chuckle, were the words COMPANY NOW DISSOLVED.
It reminded me of one of my own favourite mottos - one that I have found to be perfectly true, based on long experience. "Optimism is the feeling you have before you know better."
Nigel
joke of the day
Re: joke of the day
Also expressed as:
The definition of a Pessimist is an Optimist with experience
The definition of a Pessimist is an Optimist with experience
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Police are warning of an obstruction on the A1M near Washington caused by a broken-down lorry. The lorry is currently receiving roadside counseling and Police are hopeful of getting it moving later today.
1 in 10 people understands binary. The other one doesn't
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Wasn't sure where to post this..... It's not a joke but is amusing and certainly brilliant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rv ... E6v1NGQxug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rv ... E6v1NGQxug
1 in 10 people understands binary. The other one doesn't
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Piston Broke
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If it can't be fixed with duck tape it can't be fixed
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
Facebook is to socialising is what masturbation is to sex
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
Facebook is to socialising is what masturbation is to sex
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jonwrightk7
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Just remember, these people are driving around out there... they are probably also running the country..
The world is full of Kings and Queens; who blind your eyes, then steal your dreams..
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As in "You turn if you want .... This Lady is not for turning"
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Piston Broke
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If it can't be fixed with duck tape it can't be fixed
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
Facebook is to socialising is what masturbation is to sex
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
Facebook is to socialising is what masturbation is to sex
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Terminator
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It's not until you have lost something that you really do begin to wonder what you have lostMike Bull wrote:
Will have to give it a go I suppose 
Novie
"Never ride faster than your Angel can fly"
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Actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland:
1.BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT
2..FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
3.FORM A LOOSE GRIP
4.KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
5.STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7.IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG,
LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
8.DON'T STAND DIRECTLY
IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9.QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS
ARE PREPARING.
10.DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF
1.BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT
2..FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
3.FORM A LOOSE GRIP
4.KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
5.STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7.IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG,
LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
8.DON'T STAND DIRECTLY
IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9.QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS
ARE PREPARING.
10.DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF
1 in 10 people understands binary. The other one doesn't