The Bluebird Project

had me an the Mrs screaming

A chap takes 2 stuffed dogs to the antiques roadshow day. The 'expert' looks at them, and concludes that they are in very poor condition, but he says to the chap, 'have you any idea what they would fetch, if they were in good condition?''

''A stick'' says he.




I'll get me coat . . .

thank god someone has revived this thread. more please...

I think it was the revival of this thread that broke the forum

Well there's the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse...

Or the agnostic dyslexic insomniac who stayed up all night to see if there really is a dog

Or the agnostic dyslexic insomniac who stayed up all night to see if there really is a dog

Hey, you know that's one of mine. How about how the Chinese name their kids?

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How about how the Chinese name their kids?

They throw a handful of forks and spoons on the floor and and name them after the noise it makes...