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joke of the day

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:27 pm
by klingon
"My wife has a furniture problem-her chest has fallen down into her drawers"!- :)

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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:30 pm
by Mike Bull
Tickets for the Pope's visit now available on eBay- immediate payment required via papal.

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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:25 pm
by rob565uk
I went to a restaurant that advertises "Breakfast at Any Time", but was asked to leave when I ordered Full English Breakfast during the Renaissance.

Re: joke of the day

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:18 pm
by bluebirdsback
Bear with me chaps, I will think of a printable one shortly.

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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:31 pm
by orgster1
I had to divorce my first wife because of religious reasons. She thought she was God whereas i didn't.

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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:41 pm
by Piston Broke
Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!

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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:18 pm
by wbjohn
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:44 pm
by Renegadenemo
Did you know, the Chinese name their kids by throwing a handful of cutlery on the floor and naming them after the noise it makes...

Re: joke of the day

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:59 pm
by quicksilver-wsr
"Who's 50 and sleeps with cats?"

Mrs Katz.

Re: joke of the day

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:23 pm
by mtskull
A girl walked into a pub and said to the barman: "I'd like a double entendre please", so the barman gave her one.