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A chap takes 2 stuffed dogs to the antiques roadshow day. The 'expert' looks at them, and concludes that they are in very poor condition, but he says to the chap, 'have you any idea what they would fetch, if they were in good condition?''
''A stick'' says he.
I'll get me coat . . .
''A stick'' says he.
I'll get me coat . . .
I am the one who guided you this far
All you know and all you feel
Nobody must know my name
For nobody would understand
And you kill what you feel...
All you know and all you feel
Nobody must know my name
For nobody would understand
And you kill what you feel...
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thank god someone has revived this thread. more please...
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Piston Broke
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I think it was the revival of this thread that broke the forum 
If it can't be fixed with duck tape it can't be fixed
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
Facebook is to socialising is what masturbation is to sex
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
Facebook is to socialising is what masturbation is to sex
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Renegadenemo
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Well there's the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse...
I'm only a plumber from Cannock...
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"As to reward, my profession is its own reward;" Sherlock Holmes.
'It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.' W.C. Fields.
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Piston Broke
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Or the agnostic dyslexic insomniac who stayed up all night to see if there really is a dog
If it can't be fixed with duck tape it can't be fixed
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
Facebook is to socialising is what masturbation is to sex
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
Facebook is to socialising is what masturbation is to sex
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Renegadenemo
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Hey, you know that's one of mine. How about how the Chinese name their kids?Or the agnostic dyslexic insomniac who stayed up all night to see if there really is a dog
I'm only a plumber from Cannock...
"As to reward, my profession is its own reward;" Sherlock Holmes.
'It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.' W.C. Fields.
"As to reward, my profession is its own reward;" Sherlock Holmes.
'It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.' W.C. Fields.
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Renegadenemo
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They throw a handful of forks and spoons on the floor and and name them after the noise it makes...How about how the Chinese name their kids?
I'm only a plumber from Cannock...
"As to reward, my profession is its own reward;" Sherlock Holmes.
'It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.' W.C. Fields.
"As to reward, my profession is its own reward;" Sherlock Holmes.
'It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.' W.C. Fields.