What's going on, Old Boy!

[captainbear]

Ah wonder just what's gannin on in the BBP Workshop. Ah hadn't been fre a few days an , bugger me, a geet git big whiteboard has been screwed te the wall beside the nettie wi aal sorts of Geordie an Mackem words written on it, alang wi thor translations. Does this mean tha wi should aal be speaking leik this frem noo on, is it just a way of deterring visitors frem dunshin summick or is this some sort of devious Mackem plot. Be prepared is me motto, but even Ah canna understand horf of this!! Dyer knaa what Ah mean?

[bluebirdsback]

Well ah hurpyevdinnet blame me Ah was awnly the one wheefundit anhyuecked it on the wall. so haddawayanshiteman.
Mebbey we shuldalll talk the shyam lingo like them airplane gadgees tho.